Written by This morning was one of those mornings. You know, the morning when you wake up because you have to pee so bad, you can no longer stay in bed any longer.
Well, I’m in Oklahoma with my extended family, and both bathrooms in my grandparents house were occupied. I wasn’t sure where my grandpa and dad were off to, but I quickly looked out the back window, saw no one in the backyard, and formulated my plan.
I went outside, checked in both directions to make sure the neighbors weren’t in their backyards, and then did my thing. All of a sudden I here a dog barking from behind me and someone say, “be quiet,” to their dog. I knew I was caught. And he then said, “When you gotta go, you gotta go. Too many women in the house, huh?” And I yelled back over my shoulder, “I thought I was going to burst.”
And that was that. I went back inside and went back to bed. I got a good story out of the deal, and so did my grandparent’s neighbor. Besides, peeing in a backyard is a right of passage in Oklahoma, right?…