Tag Archives: Random

In memory of “Johnny Why” (spelled as pronounced, not as spelled)

John, my friend that’s moving, wears his 3D glasses still from Avatar. He popped the lenses off. I was inspired. This is what they look like on me.

A tribute to COCO!!!

Tonight is Conan’s last episode of the Tonight Show. NBC, you were real d-bags in this one. But alas, soon and very soon Conan will have his own show and all his loyal followers will follow.

Yesterday, I shot Jonny in the nipple with a bb gun

Something you should know about my house: we have a mouse. We’ve named him Henry. He’s really not a bad guy at all, but we still want him dead. We had the idea of getting bb guns and shooting him, … Continue reading

I got pulled over Saturday…

Something you should know about me: there has never been a time I’ve got pulled over and not got a ticket. When I was 19, I was driving 80 in a 55. When I was 20, I turned the wrong … Continue reading

NBC Late Night and the Green Bay Packers

NBC should’ve taken a lesson from the Green Bay Packers. When the old guy wants to come out of retirement and come back, send him somewhere else. But unlike the Packers, who made the best decision for the future of … Continue reading

When you gotta go, you gotta go

This morning was one of those mornings. You know, the morning when you wake up because you have to pee so bad, you can no longer stay in bed any longer. Well, I’m in Oklahoma with my extended family, and … Continue reading

Mystery Car

So, about 2 months ago a car was parked in our parking lot with its lights still on. A BMW X3 to be exact. Red Bull and iPod still present. We figured maybe our neighbors in the apartment complex had … Continue reading

Laundry and a free day

What a great day. Slept in. Showered for the first time in 3 days. Ha! (I wash my hair everyday but the past 2 mornings I opened at Starbucks, and so I just wash my hair. Today, I realized, “o … Continue reading

Off the footsies

It feels good. Real good. To be relaxed, reclined, and off these feet that I’ve been standing on for over 8 hours at Starbucks. I just want to veg. To relax the brain. To disengage. Is this a good place … Continue reading

I feel old

I saw a house in my neighborhood was having a bit of a get-together tonight, so I decided to drop in and meet some of my neighbs and some other new people. So I talked with a few different folks, … Continue reading